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Separated
Champaign, IL
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In their own words

Seeking a nurse.. 0-100. Dinner with me at my fav spot ? Travel ? Ask me..

Old, grumpy, crippled, loves eating out ! I dress well, smell good, neat most of the time. Hate washing dishes and house cleaning. I hire it to be done. I am 80.....age was a mistake and I can't seem to change it. NOTE: If you have an animal photo stuck in my face, go away. Lots of pierces, nose rings ..... Schifftt hanging all over, same. If there is more than one person in picture..STOP. I am not a Detective anymore and to lazy to do the research ..........Why in the world do these beautiful women as well as the ugly ones, think that tats on t-ts make them more attractive ? Or anywhere, to be frank. The ones on your chest are gonna snag in time. The bible says do not mark yourself. Lev: If you are out of the USA and wanna visit, pay for the passport and the visa....I probably would get the flight.....Maybe. Might not have the $$$ at that time. Thanks for reading my " War and Peace " Gary

Appearance
Best Feature
Hair
Hair
White or Gray
Eyes
Blue
Physique
A few extra pounds
Height
5' 11"   (180 cm)
Family Roots
American
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Spiritual
Education
Technical School
Occupation
Law Enforcement / Military
Income
$15,000 - $30,000
Politics
Very Conservative
What languages do you speak?
English
Favorite Music
Country
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Pitt
Favorite Actresses
Erma
Favorite Authors
Edgar Allen Poe but never more, never more.
Favorite Hangouts
Home
Favorite Books
Bible
Favorite Cities
Indy.
Favorite Country
AMERICA !
Favorite Drinks
Miller Lite
Favorite Fashion Designers
A mall store.
Favorite Fast Foods
Don't go .
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Right on the end of my..........Nose ... Longest part of my body !
Favorite Politicians
Trump
Favorite Stocks
Google Al stock. If you got an extra $ 200.00 ?
Favorite Styles Of Music
Reggie, Light Rock, Old Country.
Interests
Acting
No.
Animals
Loves dogs but don't have one.
Antiques
Yes, I am one. I am calm, cool, nice Gentleman.
Art
Love to draw. ???
Astrology
Cancer
Astronomy
Stars
Barbecues
Out some where.
Bars
I have a nice bar and grille I attend.
Card Games
Cars
Love my fleet. LOL.
Children
Have 3 grown and that is enuff.
Comedy
Yes, love to laugh.
Cooking
Not very good at it....OK for me but.
Dancing
Can't hardly walk.
Dating
Few.
Dogs and Cats
None.
Drawing
Love it.
Electronics
Dumber than a door knob.
Exercise
Nope but I would if..........
Food
Yes, all kinds.
Gambling
Not really......
Guns
Later if I can.
Movies
Reruns of Gunsmoke ?
Religion
Yes, attend about every Sunday. I love my Lord.
Television
I NEVER WATCH IT.
Traveling
Not to much anymore. Will you help drive.
Walking
That is how I get from A to B.
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Cautious
Affectionateness Very Reserved
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Somewhat Humble
Independence Very Dependent
Mood Carefree, Chill
Romance Very Romantic
Sociability Average
Thought Process Somewhat Artistic
Tolerance Compliant
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Average
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Very Large Part
Neatness Somewhat Neat
Punctuality Always Early
Spending Average
Work Ethic Average
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
Eating out, date, nice evening at home on the couch.
Describe your perfect weekend.
My weak end is perfect ! Short !
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes I do. When I purchased my dog we loved immedately..........
How many kids would you like to have?
None
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Just have a big big chest. !!!!! LOL
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
World peace..............
What is the purpose of marriage?
Divorce.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
Never ever trust a fart.
What do your friends like about you most?
I have no friends !
What do your friends tease you about the most?
How dumb I am.
What gets on your nerves?
How dumb I am.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Lots of dirty filthy cuddling on the couch. Popcorn.
What's the best age to get married?
0.
What turns you off?
Smokers
What turns you on?
Non-smokers, big chests, great legs, Big rear end collisions, good cook, high heels, belts and.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Talking to God.
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