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80
Male
Separated
Champaign, IL
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In their own words

Seeking a nurse.. 0-100. Dinner with me at my fav spot ?

PLEASE DO NOT ASK TO MOVE TO A whatsapp'T ( OR ? ) I DON'T SUBscRIBE TO ANY APPT'S. ALL I HAVE IS AN E-mail FOR DIRTY NASTY sexY PhotOS. LOL Old, grumpy, crippled, loves eating out ! I dress well, smell good, neat most of the tIMe. Hate washing dishes and house cleaning. I hire it to be done. I am 80.....age was a mistake and I can't seem to change it. NOTE: If you have an anIMal photo stuck in my face, go away. Lots of pierces, nose rings ..... schifftt hanging all over, same. If there is more than one person in picture..STOP. I am not a Detective anymore and to lazy to do the research ..........Why in the world do these beautiful women as well as the ugly ones, think that tats on t-ts make them more attractive ? Or anywhere, to be frank. The ones on your chest are gonna snag in tIMe. The bible says do not mark yourself. Lev: If you are out of the USA and wanna visit, YOU pay for the passport, visa and the flight and I will reIMburse You ALL the monies spent as soon as you land. I cannot and will not send funds to a foreign Country or persons. I have money, but I don't trust the mail, wire service, banking ........ I love to spoil..................

Appearance
Best Feature
Hair
Hair
White or Gray
Eyes
Blue
Physique
A few extra pounds
Height
5' 11"   (180 cm)
Family Roots
American
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Spiritual
Education
Technical School
Occupation
Law Enforcement / Military
Income
$15,000 - $30,000
Exercise
None
Politics
Very Conservative
What languages do you speak?
English, Arabic, Polish, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese
Favorite Music
Country, Acoustic, Reggae
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Pitt
Favorite Actresses
Erma ( kill Bill gal )
Favorite Artists
My brother. He is a pro.
Favorite Athletes
Jesse Owens
Favorite Authors
Edgar Allen Poe but never more, never more.
Favorite Bands
The Daltons, Capone, Jesse James, Billy the Kid.
Favorite Hangouts
Home-the club-Lola's-
Favorite Books
Bible
Favorite Cities
Indy.
Favorite Clothing Stores
One at the mall.
Favorite Colors
Red, white and blue.
Favorite Country
AMERICA !
Favorite Drinks
Miller Lite
Favorite Fashion Designers
A mall store.
Favorite Fast Foods
Don't go .
Favorite Magazines
357, 9mm, 380, 44 mag.
Favorite Comedies
That black guy !
Favorite Dramas
Gunsmoke.
Favorite Horror Movies
I am to scared to watch them. Alone.
Favorite Action Movies
Eastwood movies.
Favorite Night Clubs
Lola's
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Right on the end of my..........Nose ... Longest part of my body !
Favorite Politicians
Donald J. Trump
Favorite Sports Teams
Cubbies-Rodeo Red Skins-Bobs Boston Beans.
Favorite Quote From A Movie
" Frankley my dear, I don't give a damn "
Favorite Restaurants
Hyatt House. Bob Heavens. Snatcher Your Barrel.
Favorite Songs At The Moment
To many to list.
Favorite Sports
None. Maybe bobbing for apples ?
Favorite Stocks
Google Al stock. If you got an extra $ 200.00 ?
Favorite TV Comedies
That black guy.
Favorite TV Dramas
When the TV is off !
Favorite Foods
Fish, patatoes, veggies and lots more vittles. Grits.
Favorite Styles Of Music
Reggie, Light Rock, Old Country.
Interests
Acting
No.
Animals
Love dogs.
Antiques
Yes, I am one. I am calm, cool, nice Gentleman.
Art
Love to draw. ???
Astrology
Cancer
Astronomy
Stars
Barbecues
Out some where.
Bars
I have a nice bar and grill I attend.
Basketball
Yes to watch.
Biology
Cut up little fearful frogs.
Board Games
Not to often.
Business Finance
I remodel living spaces.
Camping
Yes ! At the Hilton pool side.
Card Games
eukre ( sic )
Cars
Love my fleet. LOL.
Children
Have 3 grown and that is enuff.
Circus
Yes I watch the Liberals often !
Comedy
Yes, love to laugh.
Community Service
Walking rich old Ladies at the cross walks.
Cooking
Not very good at it....OK for me but.
Dancing
Can't hardly walk.
Dating
Few.
Dogs and Cats
None.
Drawing
Love it.
Electronics
Yes handier than a pocket on a shirt.
Exercise
Nope but I would if..........
Food
Yes, all kinds.
Football
Yes ! If she will let me tackle her.
Gambling
Not really......
Gardening
I grow my own weed,
Guns
Love them.....many of them.
Internet
Just like the bathroom stool, I am on it all the time.
Live Concerts
Yes if I can smoke pot with the band members.
Math
2 + 2 = 4
Medicine
I avoid Tony Fauci and Bill Gates.
Movies
Reruns of Gunsmoke ?
Opera
I sing Opera professionly at the House.
Painting
Latex only.
Pets
Rascal is mine........
Philosophy
Yes I love to Philosophy often.
Politics
Republican ... I support the Donald
Psychology
Yes and quick at it !
Radio
" Good morning Vietnam "
Reading
Reading them their rights.
Religion
Yes, attend about every Sunday. I love my Lord.
Rugs
I sell them to the Muslim comunities.
Running
Yes if I drink to much milk.
Shopping
Love it !
Singing
I can pretty well....Opera.
Sky Diving
Nope
Snowboarding
Nope
Soccer
I'll watch it.
Stock Market
Let's say I dabble. The A-I stock is going well. Musk.
Television
I NEVER WATCH IT.
Tennis
I use to play and was good at golf.
Theater
Outdoor type.
Traveling
Not to much anymore. Will you help drive.
Video Games
I have never ever played a video game.
Walking
That is how I get from A to B.
Writing
I love writing. I write a new song about every 6 months
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Cautious
Affectionateness Very Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Somewhat Humble
Independence Very Dependent
Mood Carefree, Chill
Romance Very Romantic
Sociability Very Introverted
Thought Process Very Artistic
Tolerance Very Compliant
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Average
Go Party Never
Religion Very Large Part
Neatness Somewhat Neat
Punctuality Always On Time
Spending Average
Work Ethic Average
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
Eating out date, nice evening at home on the couch. Movies, concerts and etc.
Describe your perfect weekend.
Nice rainy day, listen to the rain on my tin roof. BBQ's, Fireplace. Out for dinner.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes I do. When I purchased my dog, we loved each other immedately..........
How many kids would you like to have?
None...mine are all grown. I am to old for little foot steps at 3 AM.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Just have a big big chest. !!!!! LOL
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
World peace..............eternal life to those who obey.
What is the purpose of marriage?
Divorce I think ? Every time I got married, I got a divorce.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
Never ever trust a preacher, Deputy Sheriff or a Walt Disney staffer.
What do your friends like about you most?
I seem to have a great sense of humor. I can find " funny " in about anything and everything.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
My hobbies. Model A and Model T Fords.
What gets on your nerves?
Being shot at, many times.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Lots of dirty filthy cuddling on the couch. Popcorn.
What's the best age to get married?
26 - 45 - 56 - 67
What turns you off?
Smokers and people who won't shut up
What turns you on?
Non-smokers, big chests, great legs, Big rear ends, good cook, high heels, belts and hoses.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Talking to God.
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