Funny Sistah seeks Deep Rooted Connections

I am a young female living in NYC. I am currently looking to meet some nice males for dating ONLY. I have not date much in my life, and I do not have a large pool of male friends at my disposal (I am not trying to imply anything naughty with this comment). I was dogged in my last relationship last relationship, and I am not trying to get into another relationship anytime soon. I am interested in going out: clubs, movies, or poetry readings with a male companion. I have too many girlfriends, so males only reply (and when I say girlfriends, I mean girls who are my friends, not some lesbian implication). I am looking for someone sincere, nice, youthful (and by youthful I mean young, no older than 33 please, anything older I will direct to my mother). Chubby guys w/ cute smiles PLEASE REPLY, all others I will weed out at my discretion (so skinny men, you have a chance, just not too skinny) - as well I'm sure you will weed me out if I am not to your liking. Either way, much blessings and success to all. Looking For: A nice guy, but street smart. Intelligent is extremely important, because I am a student and dedicated reader. Nice personality, extremely charming and well spoken. No hang-ups or insecurities. Sense of humor and "go w/ the flow" mentality. Love and respect Jesus(no, Jesus your mechanic does not count!), I'm talking about The One who died on the cross. Strong goals and outlook, realistic about your abilities and the future and not trying to find a girl to fit some preconceived mole you already have.