"Thick in the waist, yet cute in the face!"

Hello, I'm a real zany and witty lady. I am tired of the traditional club scene, therefore I decided to try something a little differently. I am looking for a true soul mate. Looking For: My ideal partner must love life and love me the way I am. He must also like children because I have a two year old. He must have a job (legal). He must respect my family and me. He must be determined to be successful. My ultimate ideal mate must treat me like a lady at all times.